Posts Tagged ‘Neener Neener’

Four women in TX went to lunch to discuss how they could grow their group membership (ht Bob Cesca). Their group, “Mother’s Demand Action for Gun Sense in America” or MDA for short, is kind of new and looking to expand.  They weren’t protesting.  They weren’t making noise. They were having lunch at a public restaurant.

A group of 40 gun owners who believe that there should be no restrictions whatsoever on the right to carry, brought their weapons and sat outside of the restaurant waiting for the women to come out.  The women were frightened, as any normal person would have been particularly in light of all the mass shootings that have been occurring lately. Other patrons were worried and the restaurant owner was too scared to call the cops (thinking that might make things more violent instead of less).

So this is where we are at.  If you disagree with the right, they will follow you to a public place and intimidate you.  Then they’ll claim to be exercising the First and Second Amendments.    It made me pretty angry.  I commented over at Bob’s blog and was immediately insulted by a conservative commenter who says he’s to the right of the NRA (never thought I’d hear anyone actually admit to that).  My response to his attack?

And thanks for that cherry on top of your ad hominem attack. So far you’ve insulted my English reading comprehension skills, my knowledge of American jurisprudence, and now mental stability. You must be The Great Carnac with your ability to gauge someone’s mental and intellectual level over the Internet! I bet you have a tin foil hat in the shape of a turban with a little tea bag hanging jauntily down the front.

My photo response--The Great Conservative Carnac!

My photo response–The Great Conservative Carnac!

I’m seriously considering donating some money to MDA so they can hire a lawyer to sue the shit out of the gun nuts or hire some protection, or maybe both.

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There was a contest last week for the Best Cat Video on the the Internet…..here’s the winner.  I laughed, I cried, I laughed until I cried….check it out.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/first-internet-cat-video-film-festival-walker-art-center-henri-2-paw-de-deux-youtube-lolcats-367362

Ht JM Asbhy

Sometimes a comedien combines their humor with social awareness and we lucky recipients get to hear comedy gold.  Check out a little protest ditty called Hands off my Clam written by Lisa Koch.

After you watch it, let me know what your favorite line is…..my vote is for “because you refuse to wrap your pickle”.   Enjoy, I certainly did!  🙂

This, a thousand times, this!  Jon Stewart on The Daily Show last night  showing what the War on Women is really about.  Thank you, yet again, Mr. Stewart.  I am not worthy.

 

Battle for the War on Women

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Posted: March 30, 2012 in Humor, Personal
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I stumbled across a page full of awesomeness, check it out. You are guaranteed to find at least one thing on this page that makes laugh way out loud.

http://pinterest.com/upnorth6/random-naughtiness/

A couple of my favs are Betty White’s quote about lady parts and the one that says “I am not a bitch, I am THE bitch….” 😉

Lumberjack with a twist

Posted: March 26, 2012 in Humor, Humor, Personal
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This story over at The Ugly Moose inspired me to write an old classic ditty with a new twist.  Tell me what you think:

I’m a terrorist and I’m okay
I kill all night and I pray all day

He’s a terrorist and he’s okay
He kills all night and he prays all day

I cut down peace, I eat caviar
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
While bombing my own cities

He cuts down peace, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
While bombing his own cities

I’m a terrorist and I’m okay
(He’s a terrorist and he’s okay)
I kill all night and I pray all day
(He kills all night and he prays all day)

I cut down peace, I skip and jump
I like to write fatwas
I put on women’s clothing 
And hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wildflowers
He puts on women’s clothing 
And hangs around in bars

I’m a terrorist and I’m okay
(He’s a terrorist and he’s okay)
I kill all night and I pray all day
(He kills all night and he prays all day)

I cut down peace, I wear high heels
A burqa and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie 
Just like my dear Osama

He cuts down peace, he wears high heels
A burqa and a bra?

He’s a terrorist and he’s okay
He kills all night and he prays all day

He’s a terrorist and he’s okay
He kills all night and he prays all day

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Posted: March 8, 2012 in Blogging, Humor
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This post is hysterical:

http://theuglymoose.wordpress.com/2012/03/08/five-steps-in-case-of-fire/#wpl-likebox

Check it out