You know those hideous plastic bags that we use at the grocery store–the ones that take a gazillion years to deteriorate and float like leaves across the Arizona landscape? Well the State Legislature passed a bill that would forbid local governments from banning them. And of course, Gov. Douchey signed it. There’s a warning on most plastic bags that say don’t put this over your head because suffocation….duh! Too bad we can’t ignore that and put it over the head of the legislators who voted for it and the governor who signed it. Some day Arizona (if it’s not under water) will be a mountain of trash with tornadoes of dust and plastic bags and the most advanced life form will be cockroaches and conservatives basking in their land of unadulterated freedumb. Good luck with that.