From a Zen Diesel over at The Daily Banter via another forum….
GOP: “Can I burn your house down?”
Dems: “No”
GOP: “How about just the second floor?”
Dems: “No.”
GOP: “Just your garage?”
Dems: “No.”
GOP: “Let’s discuss how much of the house we can burn down?”
Dems: “No.”
GOP: “I can’t believe you won’t negotiate with me!’