Jon Stewart was on comedic fire Monday night when discussing the pepper spray incident at UC Davis. And when he said in defense of a secular Thanksgiving,
“It’s my favorite holiday! Name another holiday where you can get drunk in front of your kids before 2 pm.”
Last week Jon was on a break. I need to laugh every day darnit! Thank goodness he is back this week.
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ANYA: I love a ritual sacrifice.
BUFFY: Not really one of those.
ANYA: To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice. With pie.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Pangs” written by Jane Espenson
Couldn’t resist.
Great quote! Pie should be added onto all kinds of things…..its one of my favorite things in the world. So instead of saying “all that and a bag of chips”, say “all that and pie”. How about saying instead of “the best thing since sliced bread”, say “the best thing since man baked the first pie”. You see where I’m going with this…..I honestly can say I’ve never eaten a pie I didn’t like. 🙂