Arizona continues to weed out the weak

Posted: August 9, 2011 in Arizona Politics, Gun Control
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Perhaps we should congratulate the Arizona State Legislature for all the new lax gun laws lately?  Those laws have allowed a lot of Darwin award winners to “win” their award and prevent the dumbing down of the entire Human Race by reproducing.  Just check out this brilliant example.

Sources:

http://gawker.com/5828944/arizona-man-accidentally-shoots-his-penis-off

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Comments
  1. alopecia says:

    Wow. As the possessor of a penis myself, I winced and even crossed my legs when reading the Gawker piece. Then I started laughing uncontrollably.

    How perfect is it that this dimwit shot himself in the brain with his girlfriend’s pink pistol?

    (Not only am I mean enough to make fun of the guy, I’m also mean enough to hope that his insurance company refuses to pay a cent for reconstructive surgery.)

  2. drangedinaz says:

    Well if his insurance doesn’t pay, the rest of us will have to. I’m mean enough to say they should have let him bleed out. Then again, Evolution is great until you’re the one becoming extinct. 😉

  3. alopecia says:

    Note to self: Never make this woman angry.

    When I read the story, I remembered a catchphrase from Niven & Pournelle’s “Oath of Fealty”: “Think of it as evolution in action.” Alas, I fear that modern medicine may yet throw the berk back into the shallow end of the gene pool (hence my comment about reconstructive surgery—if he can pee without a Foley, he has as much function as he deserves).

    Wonder if he’ll learn any lessons from this experience …?

  4. drangedinaz says:

    “Wonder if he’ll learn any lessons from this experience….?”

    Now THAT made me laugh out loud. Let’s speculate what he might learn, shall we?

    *Never date a woman with a pink handgun
    *Never put anything in your pants while waiting for your girlfriend to run into the store
    *Always make sure the safety is on first before putting it in your pants
    *Never put anything pink down your pants, at least in a public place
    *Never EVER admit to putting a pink gun in your pants to anyone, even if the cops show up…tell them someone shot you and then ran away

    I’m sure there are other things I’m missing here……teehee

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