Mother Nature had a nipple slippage

Posted: July 6, 2011 in AZ, Personal
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If you live in the Phoenix area you already know this but for those in distant places, you may have missed this titillating event.  We had a massive sandstorm sweep through the Valley of the Sun last night. Local weathermen are labeling it a “haboob” and indicating it was 70 miles wide.  I would call it a “herboob” but what do I know?  In any case, 70 miles wide is a pretty large nipple.  Us mortal women are clearly not worthy.

NOTE:  The author accepts no liability for the failure of the reader to understand snark in the above post or any of the posts on this blog, their failure to laugh or even smile at said humor, or the sad, sad  sound of crickets chirping in the resulting silence.

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