Mother Nature had a nipple slippage

If you live in the Phoenix area you already know this but for those in distant places, you may have missed this titillating event.  We had a massive sandstorm sweep through the Valley of the Sun last night. Local weathermen are labeling it a “haboob” and indicating it was 70 miles wide.  I would call it a “herboob” but what do I know?  In any case, 70 miles wide is a pretty large nipple.  Us mortal women are clearly not worthy.

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